So this is a thing: Scholarships for *NOT* texting while driving.

And here it is to boot!


My answer was suitably snarky.  “Because I’m not going to kill myself with my own stupidity.”

Remember, half the stuff I write is meant humorously. Just turn it off or don’t look at it. If it’s important, they’ll call.



Whoa!  There’s a whole list of them from the same organization: Digital Responsibility!


And even one about tattoo removal? Sure, why not!