So this is a thing: Scholarships for *NOT* texting while driving.


And here it is to boot!

 

http://www.digitalresponsibility.org/dont-text-and-drive-scholarship

 

My answer was suitably snarky.  “Because I’m not going to kill myself with my own stupidity.”

Remember, half the stuff I write is meant humorously. Just turn it off or don’t look at it. If it’s important, they’ll call.

 

Update:

Whoa!  There’s a whole list of them from the same organization: Digital Responsibility!

http://www.digitalresponsibility.org/scholarships/

 

And even one about tattoo removal? Sure, why not!